12 Famous Fathers' Quotes About Love

3. Woody Allen: "The heart wants what it wants. There's no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that's that."

4. Tom Hanks: "There's no substitute for a great love who says, 'No matter what's wrong with you, you're welcome at this table.'"

5. Bill Cosby: "Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge."

6. Kurt Russell: "You can be very upset with someone you love. You can feel hurt and worried, but you don't start there. You start out from the fact that you care. Love comes first and overrides everything."

7. Richard Pattinson: "Dear Rob, I've been thinking about gestures and a good one in my opinion is to kiss a lady's hand. It's very romantic and refined. Offer a hand ostensibly to shake and then the kiss—I impressed your mother that way."

8. Barack Obama: "Sometimes, when we're lying together, I look at her and I feel dizzy with the realization that here is another distinct person from me, who has memories, origins, thoughts, feelings that are different from my own. That tension between familiarity and mystery meshes something strong between us. Even if one builds a life together based on trust, attentiveness and mutual support, I think that it's important that a partner continues to surprise." Sound Off: The Best Father's Day Present I've Ever Given Was...

9. John Aniston: "Greek men are sexier and make better boyfriends."

10. Will Smith : "You're so much stronger when your partner is strong. I honestly believe there is no woman for me but Jada. Of all the women I've met—and there've been a few—no one can handle me the way Jada does. Once you feel someone locked in on you, it's no contest."

11. Tom Cruise : "I really think that all men should celebrate their women. ...They should all jump on couches for them. ...When you find that woman, you should absolutely be unabashed about it. That's how I feel about it."

12. Steve Carell: "It sounds like a cliché, but it helps if you make each other laugh—a lot. There isn't a person on earth who understands my sense of humor better than my wife: We speak the same language, and that's why we ended up together.

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Wickkidda 1 month ago

no matter what anyone says, its still a funny joke, true or not, if you disagree you're just who the joke is about, and if you are offended then who is really to blame here? if you arent offended then good for you for knowing who you are not caring what others think, but the bottom line is ITS A JOKE, life shouldnt be taken so seriously, laugh at yourself, it will do wonders for your peace of mind

boludo 1 month ago

COME ON LADIES YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THAT MAKING A PILE OF SANDWICHES AND BEING OUR BELOVED HORNY WIVES AND STAYING PROTECTED IN THE MIDST OF OUR HAIRY STRONG BEER SMELLING CHESTS IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE THE GREATEST THING YOU WILL EVER DESIRE. I dont mean disrespectfulness, we also love your sandwiches, your vaginas and your anoying voices telling us you dont need us. Its quite cozy.

carolinabird 1 month ago

I'm not a feminist, but seriously bogus. I mean, I'm a female and usually that never becomes an issue, but I kinda hate when people assume I have nothing worthwhile to offer for any reason. It worries me a little that people still find humor in this and that there are people who are so offended by it; both responses show that this whole sexist mentality still exists. That and the fact that there are places in the world where women are lower class citizens, it's all just a little discomforting.

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